May 2013
13 posts
brbjellyfishing:
Maroon√25
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
April 2013
5 posts
“’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is...”
– And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it. (via dezi-desire)
March 2013
1 post
nue:
“top or bottom?” i whisper to you as i pull you into my bedroom. i just got new spongebob bedsheets for this bunk bed and this sleepover is gonna be rad as hell
February 2013
6 posts
fasterfood:
what if george washington doesnt like his selfie that was put on the 1 dollar bill
johnquincyadams:
it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties
wurnbo:
why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons
classyf-cker:
thechamberofsecrets:
people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable
i had to scroll back up and reblog this because it spoke to me on an emotional level
Anonymous asked: When did you become such a sex freak? Lol are u still a Christian?
January 2013
31 posts
kaykaz:
school
finals
papers
work
responsibility
life
A perfect representation of how I feel about all of these things.
That awesome moment when you find a friend you can...
lilbitkipsy:
sodamnrelatable:
Cosmo sex tip #468
crack-change:
Whenever he moans your name, yell “No! This is Patrick!” with increasing volume each time.
screamingthesilence:
Nice legs daisy dukes green moose guava juice
